Wireless and Mobile News' Saturday Unfinished Limerick

JohnCindyMcCain.jpgThe McCains were in cell hell,
Asked for a tower from a major bell.
Soon, Verizon and AT&T
Made their calls easy
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The form for limericks is:

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,

But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

You are welcome to add your line in the comments.

Articles to help complete the limerick are:
Verizon Refutes McCain Cell Hell Story, WP Refutes Verizon
Free Portable Cell Towers from AT&T & Verizon for McCains' AZ Ranch