Top Best Dumb Bogus Smartphone Claims: Samsung Galaxy Beam?

Galaxy Beam MarriageHere we go again with the oh-so-romantic concept of proposing marriage to a beloved through a smartphone or tablet. There is a trend of "dumb" bogus attributes and use of devices that are just plain ridiculous.

The marketing  departments of smartphone makers don't realize that smartphone are breaking up  more marriages than making marriages work.

 Windows Phones facilitated a proposal in gigantic Windows Phone in Times Square. The BlackBerry PlayBook was the device of choice for another proposal. Now Samsung shows its time to beam a commitment to love with the Samsung Galaxy Beam.

While an "I love you" song plays the background, a twenty-something  projects his love on an RV wall and then asks "Will you marry me."

What's wrong with these pictures?  Guys have gotten so despondent to talking to women many have stopped phone calling using texts and emails instead.  Love is supposed to be from human to human.

We are keeping a list of ridiculous accusations of what smartphones can do here are our favorite bogus claims.

  • Beam love for marriage proposal.
  • BlackBerry PlayBook shown to reveal friends to cajole girl to say yes to marriage proposal
  • The LG Spectrum and LG Nitro have a little girl Katie say "Thanks to LG our phones love us too."
  • The he Nokia Lumia 710 understands the meaning of life.
  • The original Nexus had sentience.
  • Palm Pre paid Jerry Seinfeld to entertain at a VIP party while he was joking about cell phone owners looking at phones instead of dinner partner, audience members were looking at their smartphones instead of the comedienne.
  • The HTC Rhyme is for women who need 8 goddess arms, need a purple phone leash.
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